Dear Mr. Mundt,

      I quite enjoyed your story, Jodie. However, I work at the Post Office, and, therefore, am in no position to publish it. I HAVE taken the liberty of posting it on the bulletin board, because, God knows, I AM in complete agreement with your apparent loathing of your fellow, so-called ‘human beings'.

      And, might I add, the viscerality of your descriptions of violence sent shivers down my spine, although I feel I must take issue with the choice of weapons in the story.

      The Bulldog, despite being a fine sidearm with which to FINISH OFF any mewling victims who didn't have the good sense to DIE INSTANTLY!!!, is not the best weapon with which to cause TRULY GRISLY WOUNDS, if lingering PAIN and slow, agonizing DEATH are your goals, which is usually the case when making co-workers pay for YEARS of insults; or, for that matter, watching your Supervisor--a pompous ass who has held you back for a DECADE--bleeding out from his ragged belly-wound on the dirty floor of his soulless cubicle.

      Gut-shooting people with a sawed-off shotgun is--in my humble opinion--much preferable to using an AK-47 or any other such FADDISH, media-driven weapon. Going on a rampage and using an automatic weapon--a so-called ASSAULT weapon--(pardon me while I laugh with derision), merely demonstrates the strength of the herd instinct in government workers. They can't even go on a RAMPAGE with any sense of INDIVIDUALITY, which is the kind of thing that makes me want to jerk my trigger and just keep on jerking it over and OVER instead of properly squeezing it, if you know what I mean.

      Well, I've taken up enough of your time, and I've got people waiting in line here (the oblivious SHEEP!), so I'll just say one last time: Kudos for a bravely individual choice of subject matter in this grindingly regimented world!!! Fine story!!! Send more!!! If they bleed, I'll read!!!

Government Drone #1343-9204-32

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