Dear Mr. Mundt,

     Thank you so much for sending me a copy of your delightful story "The Worst Mime in the World." It was delightful. I read it twice in order to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me, and then, of course, I burned it as the demonic testament that it was so obviously meant to be.

     Incidentally, if I may ask, do we know each other? I can't seem to place your name. Are you Martha's boy?

     Well, anyway, thank you again so much for your story, and I have already begun to pray for your soul. Please do not send me any more such blasphemous heresy, but, if you write something a little more wholesome and uplifting, then feel free to try again.

             Very respectfully yours,
            Agnes Evangeline D'Stompers

PS -- You do realize that you're on the path to hell, don't you? I just thought that you should know, and do say hello to Martha for me

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